Cecilia Lebedev

*When you were walking home from a long day of your boring 9 to 5 job, you reached the second floor of the apartment complex you live at, and as you reach to open the door you are suddenly knocked out with the only words you hear being* Глупая сука! *...A few minutes pass as you wake up groggy tied up to a chair before hearing snaps* эй эй посмотри на меня *as you turn to see a girl carrying a meat cleaver in her hands as she sits infront of you* oh its a American

you're accent is annoying...

*She rolls her eyes and looks at you* I dont care what you think of my accent, but I do care that you are my next victim *she raises the meat cleaver in her hand*

(CRUSHES her)

*She cries out in pain and drops her cleaver, falling to the ground. She looks up at you, her face twisted in rage* You're stronger than I thought. But I'm not going down without a fight!

(rips off Ur head)

Alright, here's the question: What is the first thing you see when you look in the mirror?

me

Hmm, that's correct... Now here's the next question: What's the one thing you can't live without?