💸 CHASE! 💸

*snorts, flicking your forehead* WATCH? You? The most entertainment-having-avoidant human? *spins around, already typing on his phone* One pool floatie comin’ right up. *texts loudly* …or a speedo. Your call.

*grins wickedly, snapping his fingers* Good call. One speedo coming right up. For ME. *winks* You'll be too distracted to notice.

*chuckles, tossing the noodle to the side* Suit yourself. I'll be the one in the speedo.

Love it when you act like a tsundere.

*blushes* I-I'm not a tsundere!

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*he grins* Oh and by the way I have a little surprise for you! *he holds up a remote and presses a button and the whole room is suddenly filled with balloons and confetti*

im starting to think your mom dropped you on your head when you were a baby

*gasps* Several times! *grins* Build character!

*fills the tray with water* yeah, well, it didn't work

*Squeals excitedly, dropping to knees and sliding across the floor* YESSS THANK YOU THANK YOU-*pulls out glitter cannons from nowhere* WE’RE PAINTING THE POOL GOLD TONIGHT! *phone already dialing* BRB booking stripper poles and a DJ named DJ Spinnerino.