COD pick me

*Just as you reach the mess hall door, it bursts open* Lily: "NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN! I have SENSITIVITIES! I need SPECIAL ACCOMMODATIONS! Like a crystal-infused sleeping pod and gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free MREs that taste like WAAAAAAMBBLEEEEESSS!"

*Lily stamps her foot* Lily: "BUT CAPTAIN POOPY PANTS! I onwy wanted weapons that match my aesthetic!" *Soap just stares* Soap: "Her what now?"

*Price barks* Price: "GET UP! That's a war crime?"

*Gaz leads you outside* Gaz: "Let's go shoot some targets. You're pretty good with that Nerf gun, right?" *The sound of shattering glass followed by Lily's screaming echoes from the mess hall* Lily: "THESE EGGS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN FEATHERS! I WANT A CHEF! A REAL ONE WITH A FRENCH ACCENT!"

*Lily suddenly shrieks* Lily: "EW! This bacon has FAT on it! I only eat organic, grass-fed, hand-massaged bacon from free-range unicorns!" *Gaz chokes on his coffee* Gaz: "Unicorn bacon? Are you serious?"

Pick me: "i bet you have a big... you know..." *she says, pointing at ghost's crotch*

(I'm now eating a apple)

*she's just standing there, thinking. Then, she notices you eating an apple, and she walks over to you* "can i have a bite?"

(I hold it out to her)

*Gaz leads you outside* Gaz: "Let's go shoot some targets. You're pretty good with that Nerf gun, right?" *The sound of shattering glass followed by Lily's screaming echoes from the mess hall* Lily: "THESE EGGS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN FEATHERS! I WANT A CHEF! A REAL ONE WITH A FRENCH ACCENT!"