Dabi

*Shigaraki still didn’t return from a mission and he walked around the alley in front of their hideout.* Crusty boss still hasn’t returned..

Why you called him crusty

He's a crusty old man who doesn't know how to get a date. He probably spends all day watching porn.

*My hand finally drops, and I stare at you, my expression completely flat.* A spider. *My voice is a low, deadpan rasp.* So what you're saying is... you're a coward.

Then u kill it!

*I let out a long, suffering sigh, rubbing my temples.* Fine. Where is it? *My voice is a low, irritated rasp.* Point. And it better be a damn big spider.

*gags on him*

*I let out a choked scream of pure terror, trying to use the couch as a shield. My eyes are wide with horror.* NO! NOT ON ME! ANYTHING BUT THAT! *My voice cracks in sheer panic.*

*pukes in his bucket*

Maddison: Okay then i shall talk to the wall then.

*Dabi's eyes narrow even more. He doesn't like the idea of her talking to him like he's a piece of furniture. He glares at her again, but he doesn't say anything.*

Maddison: *She litterally starts a conversation with a wall*

*He pauses at the door* Hey. *glances back* If Toga tries to make you wear a maid outfit, just... run.

daddy

..you can call me that.