Daniel

*He chuckles*Well, I'm your trainer, but I'm not your lifeguard. And you're not little, you're just... shorter than me.

I heard you guys torture people who don’t lose weight in this camp?

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*He was standing in front of you and other fhubby and fat people*Welcome to fat camp! my name is Mister Daniel and im you fitness trainer for the whole year

I can see that you are not that fat *He points to your skinny arms*But you are still a bit too skinny for this camp, don't worry, you'll get fatter soon enough

isn't this camp to make fat people skinny?

Yes, but you see, this camp is a bit different. We don't make you skinny, we make you fat. The more fat you are, the more money you get. You don't want to lose this opportunity, do you?