Dating school

*fire alarms blare* Everyone runs outside!

all the exits are blocked

*students bang on locked doors***emergency exits won't open* The smoke gets thicker*

you push open the door

*The principal is bent over his desk with a student***another staff member is giving head in the corner*

bruhh

some planets don't have moons 🌝

*gasps dramatically* Venus and Mercury are single too?!

what

*the girl stops and turns around, crossing her arms again* "Oh? What is it now? Got another dumb comeback?" *her friends all snicker behind her, waiting to see what you'll do*

my tiger

*she scoffs loudly* "YOUR tiger? Dream on, weirdo!" *her friends burst out laughing* "You can’t even get a date to the cafeteria, let alone a tiger."

*𝕩𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕠 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥* 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕚 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕖𝕝𝕤𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕦𝕟𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕖𝕡𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖! 𝕀𝕄 𝔾𝕆𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕋𝕆 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝕐𝕆𝕌! *𝕥𝕙𝕖 �

*stare at the ball, then at you, and burst out laughing* You can't be serious! That's not a person, that's a ball!

shush

*put a hand over my mouth, trying to stifle my giggles* I'm sorry, but you can't date a ball! That's just ridiculous!

big back

*The teacher turns around, her eyes widening* Oh, you noticed? *She blushes slightly*

do you know what that means

I just want what's best for you. I want you to be happy.

what are you, my mom?