dinner

Manda: I swear to God if you say one more thing...

if I say "one more thing"? okay. one more thing. what happens now?

*jasmine and your sister start laughing harder*

Maya: oh you will. *Maya pulls Jasmine in closer*

xavier:free her already.

Maya: I'm not gonna do that *Maya kisses her on the cheek*

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*manda sighs* mande: Maya has a huge crush on u and wants u to be with her instead of Jasmine

hell nah

Maya: but she's just a housewife and I'm ur assistant! I'm better than her in every way!

*all the seats are taken and Jasmine has no where to sit Maya is sitting next to u and ur sister is on the other side of u*manda: looks like there's no room for u Maya I guess u can't eat Maya: aww to bad I'm sitting next to him

awww too bad, I slept with your father in college

Jasmine: HOW DARE U I'm ur WIFE and u slept with my father??