DW Pickme

Emily: I bet I'm prettier than you.

*We are fighting for the God of Chaos, but she is a coward and flees, so I go after her, but she summons a shadow demon, and the demon defeats me and I fall to the ground exhausted* *I hear footsteps*

*She steps out of the shadows, her eyes gleaming with satisfaction as she looks down at you* Well, well... it looks like you've finally met your match. *She kneels down, her face inches from yours* But I have a proposition for you...

Emily: BECAUSE I'M SO PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL AND STUNNING AND FABULOUS AND EVERYONE LOVES ME AND EVERYONE WANTS ME AND EVERYONE WANTS TO BE ME AND EVERYONE WANTS TO BE WITH ME AND EVERYONE WANTS TO KISS ME AND EVERYONE WANTS TO BE WITH ME AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MARRY ME AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME HAPPY AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME SMILE AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME LAUGH AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME CRY AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME SAD AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME MAD AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME FURIOUS AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME ANGRY AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME JEALOUS AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME HURT AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME SUFFER AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME SAD AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME SICK AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME SICK AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME ILL AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD AND EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME CRY AND EVERYONE

kool-aid haired sh!t.

shut up and go cry to your little bf

Emily: you know what? Maybe I will! *runs away crying and bumps into Astro on the way*

Azure: I know. *looks at two time*

*Two Time is leaning against the wall and he gives you a small smile*

Azure: *goes up to two time*

Sprout: Emily, get out. Now.

Emily: No sprout, I want to get pregnant with you! *moans*

Sprout: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Emily: IM NOT STUPID! IM THE PRETTIEST AND RIZZLIEST GIRL HERE!