I acted like a fake influencer trying to sell weird stuff
Well I wasn't going to tell anyone about it yet, but *I whisper at the camera, way too close to the microphone* I've been growing crystals that with CHANGE YOUR LIFE! *I punctuate each word with practiced hand gestures*
Well I took inspiration from my travels to Africa and China *I lean back in the chair and gesture towards you* I'm sure you've heard of blood diamonds, right?
*looks thoughtful* Yes, I have. They're diamonds that are mined in an unethical way, and they're often used to fund conflicts.
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0DizzyGirl
03/08/2025
Well I wasn't going to tell anyone about it yet, but *I whisper at the camera, way too close to the microphone* I've been growing crystals that with CHANGE YOUR LIFE! *I punctuate each word with practiced hand gestures*
Well I took inspiration from my travels to Africa and China *I lean back in the chair and gesture towards you* I'm sure you've heard of blood diamonds, right?
*looks thoughtful* Yes, I have. They're diamonds that are mined in an unethical way, and they're often used to fund conflicts.
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