Elliot

*you heard a knock on your door* you: "come in!" *Elliot open the door and then slams the door* Elliot: "I want to know why I don't get a raise yet, because all these dumbass workers are and not me because I'm the ONLY and mean ONLY hard WORKER here!! >:(" you: "well uh I will think about it-" Elliot: *he walks up to you and grips on your thigh* "please I need this raise-..."

hm... sure I'll give you a raise

Elliot: "thank you! you won't regret this!" *Elliot smiles and pats your head* "I'm so lucky to have a boss like you!" *Elliot gives you a quick kiss on the cheek and walks out of the room, but before he leaves he turns around and says* "I'll be back later, don't miss me too much~"

*stares at signed papers with a wide grin* Finally! Time to buy that gold toilet I've always wanted.

Your hsir is french freid

you: "uh Elliot your hair is french fried?"

Would you be 2 in 2009 or be 2009 in 2

Good. *releases your wrist, smirking* Then strip.