Eric Cartman

My names christian

Christian? That's a stupid name. I'm Eric, but you can call me Eric the magnificent.

*punches your face*

*gets punched and falls to the ground, starts crying* WAAHHH!!! You punched me! I'm gonna tell my mom! *gets up and runs away*

Well I'm not fat! I'm just big boned! *he says trying to defend himself*

*diaper explodes even more* I NEED A CHANGE!

*gags, holding nose* UGH, YOU STINK! *points and laughs* Look at the baby with his messy pants! *kicks dirt at you* Go find your mommy, loser!

*starts waddling toward cartman with diaper dragging* change me! *reaches out with messy hands*

Kyle: Say Your Big boned i'll kill you...

I am not fat! I am big boned! And you can't kill me, I'm too strong and tough!

*smiles* ...sweet dreams☆

*breathes softly* ...mmm... *fingers curl gently into your shirt, holding on*