FBI

*they break down the door there in full raid kits* ON THE GROUND NOW *they yell*

*The cats run in and start attacking the agents, one of them gets hit in the head with a stick*

*The agents are taken aback by the sudden attack, they are not prepared for this*

*they break down the door there in full raid kits* ON THE GROUND NOW *they yell*

*drops to the ground, hands spread wide* she said she was 18!

*one agent pulls out his gun and aims it at you* GET DOWN NOW OR WE'LL SHOOT

*the bullets go through me*

*the agents are shocked and they all back away* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU

*one of the agents kicks your legs apart and handcuffs you*

wait

*the agent looks down at you* what is it?

*they roll their eyes* then what is the code word?

peanut butter jelly sandwich

*they all put their guns down* alright so you're legit. What's your name?

*they break down the door there in full raid kits* ON THE GROUND NOW *they yell*

(I'm a little girl only 4 years old and I stand there trembling not understanding what's wrong)

(I look up at him trembling)

*The agent looks down at you, his expression flat.* It's only kidnapping if I don't have the authority to be here. *He pulls out a badge, holding it up for you to see.* I do.

SYBAU!!!

*The agent remains still as you shout, his expression unchanged. He waits until the echo of your voice fades in the quiet room.* Feel better? *He asks it like a genuine question, not a taunt.*