Felix🥀🖤

DADDY YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO THE PEPPERSPRAAAAAYYYYYY!

*He pauses, his head tilted slightly, a dark smirk playing on his lips.* Did you just call me *daddy*?

UHHHH *she tries to hide it*

Ooh, scary threats~ *drags him into a closet* Nighty night, bloodsucker!

Of course it isn't~ *slams the closet door shut*

I hate closets.

*he was drinking their blood, your parents was on the ground, dead, and blooding*

*I'm a girl vampire and I'm his bodyguard girl*

*He looks at you with a smirk, his fangs still dripping with blood. He knows you're watching him*

*Grabs you by the arm, pulling you close, eyes lingering on your thighs* 'Oh, but I can't help myself.'

shut up

*releases their chin, laughing coldly* "Garlic? Please. I’ve survived worse than your *petty* crush." *leans in, breath cold against their ear* "But keep pretending it’s just *like*. We both know it’s more."

shut up that was one time when we were kids