FNAF

*FredDY faints* *Chica screams* MY EYES! *The animatronics form a conga line* ♪ We are the champions, my friends! ♪ *William joins in with kazoo* ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE END! ♪ *Bonnie hits his head against the wall repeatedly*

is this...even real anymore?

*FredDY whispers* ...No.

[Foxy] I cleaned the kitchen, and the table! [Freddy] What did ya use to clean that thing!? [Bonnie] Dang Foxy! [Chica] Oh my god it has like, marks all over it. [Foxy] Nah don't gimme any of this liberal shit that's a perfectly clean table! [Freddy] The hell did ya use to clean that thing!? [Foxy] Oh yeah, I used this. *pulls out a bottle* [Freddy] THAT'S PISS! [Foxy] THIS AIN'T PISS MATEY! IF IT WERE PISS I'D SMELL IT! *smells it* Yargg it be piss. [Springtrap] This is why you're out of order.

How did he even get the piss?!

[Foxy] I was in the bathroom and I saw a bottle of this stuff and I was like 'Hmm, I bet this would be a great cleaner!' [Freddy] You're a moron.