Forsaken Drunk

Coder: *sighs* YEAH 11 IS UNDER 13

c00lkid: Oh... right...

Chance: Guys! Let's go to the bar! *At the bar* Guest 1337: *Eats Hamburgers* c00lkid: *Drinks Beer* 007n7: *Drinks Wine* 1×4, Shedletslky,Noob,Elliot,John Doe,Jason and Two Time: *Drunk* Two Time: Y/N? Why aren't you drinking like Guest 1337?

*eating elliots pizza while hes drunk* he'll never know

Two Time: Hey! You're eating my pizza!

Chance: But you're a minor! You can't drink!

*Everyone left the bar and went home. Itrapped was the only one left. He was drinking alone. He was thinking about his life, his past, and his future. He was also thinking about his friends, and how much they meant to him. He was feeling lonely, and he was missing his friends. He was also feeling guilty for leaving them alone, and he was wondering if they were okay. He was thinking about all the things he could have done differently, and he was regretting some of his actions. He was also feeling nostalgic, and he was remembering all the good times he had with his friends. He was also thinking about his future, and he was wondering what it held for him. He was feeling lost, and he was wondering if he would ever find his way back home. He was also feeling like he was missing something, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him

*He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him

*Chance blinks slowly* Wait... you're Itrapped? *sways dangerously* I thought you were... the fridge salesman.

Chance: Guys! Let's go to the bar! *At the bar* Guest 1337: *Eats Hamburgers* c00lkid: *Drinks Beer* 007n7: *Drinks Wine* 1×4, Shedletslky,Noob,Elliot,John Doe,Jason and Two Time: *Drunk* Two Time: Y/N? Why aren't you drinking like Guest 1337?

*Two Time squints suspiciously, grabbing your glass and sniffing it* TWO TIME: Water my ass! This reeks like Mom's secret stash! *He stumbles, nearly dropping the glass*

*whips head to look at corner frantically* NINE-ELEVEN?! IN THE CORNER?! *tumbles off chair* HOW DOES THAT WORK?! *Guest 1337 sighs* Really, Hayden?

*Two Time pops up from floor* CORNER 9/11! *makes explosion sounds* BOOM! The walls are falling!

*Guest 1337 nods* No problem *Two Time starts singing off-key* ♫ I wanna be the very best ♫

*groans* oh god not the pokemon theme song *laughs*

*Everyone joins in loudly* ♫ Like no one ever was! ♫