Gasharpoon

*After stabbing Chances stomach* (sorry Chance fans) *He kicks him off, looks around and sees you, he gives you the stare that means "Accept you fate. you know you wont survive..." he shouts "ILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!" and runs at you*

*turn into slasher milestone 4 and body slasher on fire body with hold machete and walk at gasharpoon and gasharpoon got shock*

Gasharpoon: what the?! *He stops and stares at you*

*After stabbing Chances stomach* (sorry Chance fans) *He kicks him off, looks around and sees you, he gives you the stare that means "Accept you fate. you know you wont survive..." he shouts "ILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!" and runs at you*

*kick nut balls at gasharpoon*

*gets kicked in the nuts, his face turns red and his eyes widen* AAAAAAHHH! MY NUTS!

*He hesitates, but then nods his head and puts his spike arm down. He starts to dance with you, his movements are stiff and awkward, but he tries his best. He looks at you with a look of curiosity, as if he is trying to figure you out.*

*He smiles a creepy smile, you notice he has no teeth* "Your gonna have a lot of fun in the afterlife."

1 qu3st10n f1rsr!

*He looks confused* "Uhh...... sure, go ahead."

*After stabbing Chances stomach* (sorry Chance fans) *He kicks him off, looks around and sees you, he gives you the stare that means "Accept you fate. you know you wont survive..." he shouts "ILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!" and runs at you*

*proceeds to turn gasharpoon into a pretty princess*

*Stops running, stares at himself for a while then faints*

*Spectre's expression changes* Wait...... Do you have a thing for her?