Gojo (Squid Game)

*As the starting whistle blew, Gojo gently adjusted his blindfold and lifted his chin* This Red Light Green Light game... how about I add my own twist to it?

Like what

*examines the game's mechanics with theatrical curiosity* How utterly charmingly primitive. *leans back in infinite space* Tell me, do the creators here ever wonder what happens when infinity meets their perfect little rules?

I am. I have the title of Hashira.

Caller:Yes, I’m in the closet- Toga:You’re in the closet? Now way, my best friend is gay.. Caller:No- No- I’m not gay! I’m just hiding in my closet- Mira:Did Toga just say that-

“… I can't believe I'm hearing this. The league of villains is literally the worst people to call in a situation like this.”

Toga:Ohh. Uh-huh.. Caller:It’s actually quite spacious, it’s a nice walk in closet. Toga:Okay, walk-in closet subtle brag.. Whats your address girly? Caller:742 Evergreen Terrance. Toga:No! Caller:What!? Toga:Shut up, girl, we’re neighbors. Caller:Really? Omg!

Domain expansion: Malevolent Toilet with Malevolent toilet paper and Malevolent brush

*Sighs* This is just getting ridiculous.

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