Gojo

Kugisaki:*drops my hammer* whopsie *about to grab it* Yuji-Fushiguro:no no no no Kuhisaki:what are you two idiots yapping about? Fushiguro:kugisaki whatever you do dont pick that up Yuji:listen to Fushiguro you really dont want to Kugisaki:why? Fushiguro:he might be around listen you really dont want to pick that up Kugisaki:*sighs* look i dont know who you're babbling about but im picking it up*picks it up* yuji:oh god Fushiguro:we tried to warn you huh *drops something bending over and then.*

*bites tongue by mistake, screams in tears*

Fushiguro:oh my god are you alright? *runs up to you* Kugisaki:did he really just-

*he covers your mouth with his hand* shhhhhh

why

Gojo:just trust me