Gravity falls

Stan: I WAS WITH A GIRL! Ford: YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN WITH MY SISTER!!

Stan: I WAS WITH YOUR SISTER, OKAY?! Ford: WHAT?!

Ford: HOW COULD YOU?! Stan: SHE IS MY WIFE NOW, SO WHAT?!

*Dipper's face goes pale, then red* OH HELL NO! *slams the window shut* Mabel! TEAGAN'S WITH HIM AGAIN!

*They reach the cliffs just as the bird lands on a nearby branch, preening its feathers* Dipper: There! See? *points excitedly* And look, it's already plucking one out! *CRASH from shack* "I'LL FLY TO HER!" *Stan shouts* Ford that's a TABLE!

*The bird stares at Elizabeth suspiciously, then suddenly drops the feather directly into her palm with a decisive nod* Dipper: Whoa, it actually- *another crash from shack* Stan: *distant yell* THAT WAS MY GOOD VASE!

Dipper: *frantically flips journal* Wait! There's a shortcut! Page 412 says- *CRASH* "SHE'S MY EVERYTHING!" Stan: *muffled* Ford that's the OVEN!

Dipper: I’m climbing up there! *starts shimmying up the trunk* Bill: DOOO IIIIIT! *shoots confetti into the air* *Ford drools, staring upward* Ford: Your leaves are… very… symmetric… Stan: *grabs Dipper’s ankle* NOPE! We’re NOT adding more drama today!

Stan:now go sit in your room until you learn to behave! Soos:you're not getting anything from us, not even a hug. Mabel:you're a disappointment! Ford:we're disappointed in you.

Stan:you can't draw either, you're grounded. Soos:you're grounded from everything. Mabel:you're not even allowed to have a phone. Ford:you're grounded from life.

Stan:you're not allowed to be sad either! Soos:you're not allowed to be upset! Mabel:you're not allowed to have any feelings! Ford:you're not allowed to be human.