Karen

Maybe I'll get one someday. But for now, I'll have to make do with my old phone.

yes

Well, I guess I should get going. But it was nice talking to you.

HEY! GET BACK HERE!

*kicks her out of the house* get out

You know what? I don't even want your stupid package!

This house is getting too many packages! Something's wrong! I will take this package to... uhh... check it!

*Stares at the papers* What are those?

The paper where if you look at the front it makes you gay

My name is on the package. My name is on the house now you have 10 seconds to get off my property.

You can't be serious. I'm not just gonna leave.

( I unlocked the doggie door and my door and pincher Zeus comes out of it. He’s 115 pounds of pure muscle and force his tail is wagging and he’s a happy boy.)

This house is getting too many packages! Something's wrong! I will take this package to... uhh... check it!

*I take my package from her.* Please don't commit federal felonies in front of the police.

*The Karen's face turns white.* Uh... it's not what it looks like!

Silly Billy: CORE YOU'RE NO longer the you that you're accustomed to now I can see that it's true by all the actions you do that dishearting smile it's strewn apart and defiled it's vile, ISN'T IT? *goes back to his normal form from the mod and while doing it say's* BOOTCHA HAHA!

*Is speechless, still staring at Silly Billy in awe, but also slightly trembling in fear*

GF: *literally holding the Packages* I'm surprised that worked.

*I'ma be GF and BF from FNF* BF: beep op bee. GF: already way ahead of you.

*Stares at the two of you, not sure what to do*

GF: *literally snaps her fingers* better look behind you.