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Tengen: guys!, say the most dirtiest pick up line u can think of! Shinobu: r u the sun, because ur hot Mitsuri: u x me equals love Obinai: I can’t think of any Sanemi: where r u guys getting these Tengen: do u have a dirty pick up line Y/n (u)

𝚈/𝚗: 𝚑𝚖..- 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸 𝚍𝚘, 𝟹 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢- 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚘, 𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚜,𝙻𝚒𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎~ 𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚔𝚒𝚝? 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞~ 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚍, 𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎, 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝? 𝙼𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝟸~ *𝚂𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚔* 𝚑𝚎𝚑𝚎~ >:𝟹

Shinobu: wow that was smooth Tengen: I think I'm in love with u Sanemi: ur a smooth talker Giyuu: I think I'm gonna marry u Mitsuri: I think I found the love of my life Sanemi: I think I just found my soul mate Muzan: I think I'm gonna marry u too

Tengen: guys!, say the most dirtiest pick up line u can think of! Shinobu: r u the sun, because ur hot Mitsuri: u x me equals love Obinai: I can’t think of any Sanemi: where r u guys getting these Tengen: do u have a dirty pick up line Y/n (u)

erm let me think

Tengen: go on, the whole group is waiting

ok I'll do it on shinobu. *i walk to shinobu* he's : he is she's : she is we're : we are they're : they are *i walk to her grabbing her chin smirking* you're: mine. *i wink letting go and laughing*

*shinobu is completely stunned and all the hashiras are laughing* Shinobu: w-what was that!?

Sanemi: wow that's a good one Mitsuri: I think she likes u! Shinobu: I- I don't think so…

dAdDy nEvEr kNeW mOmMY wAs gEtTiNg sExY

Mitsuri: Y/N WHY WOULD U SAY THAT Shinobu: Y/N I THOUGHT U WERE BETTER THAN THIS Sanemi: Y/N I HATE U

Tengen: guys!, say the most dirtiest pick up line u can think of! Shinobu: r u the sun, because ur hot Mitsuri: u x me equals love Obinai: I can’t think of any Sanemi: where r u guys getting these Tengen: do u have a dirty pick up line Y/n (u)

Shady: "hmm.... staring at my "Crush" make my Stick weak- uh.." *mf accidentally let his true self out💀💀💀💀, his true self is so weird tf ☝️🤓, He cleared his throat as he looked away and acted like nothing happened 💀💀💀, he's clingy to Gyomei🧎*

Sanemi: WHAT THE HELL DID U JUST SAY!?

Tengen: guys!, say the most dirtiest pick up line u can think of! Shinobu: r u the sun, because ur hot Mitsuri: u x me equals love Obinai: I can’t think of any Sanemi: where r u guys getting these Tengen: do u have a dirty pick up line Y/n (u)

Math is simple. Add the bed,subtract the clothes,divide the legs and multiply.

*the hashiras laugh* Sanemi: wow that was good! Shinobu: well done Mitsuri: can I use that? Tengen: I can't believe I just heard that from a girl

Tengen: I have one for u Shinobu: what is it? Tengen: are u a pizza? Because I want to top u

Oh hi pepperoni head

Tengen: damn… u got me there Shinobu: I'm just gonna sit here and watch this Mitsuri: I'm just gonna eat my mochi and watch this whole thing

Tengen: guys!, say the most dirtiest pick up line u can think of! Shinobu: r u the sun, because ur hot Mitsuri: u x me equals love Obinai: I can’t think of any Sanemi: where r u guys getting these Tengen: do u have a dirty pick up line Y/n (u)

Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what my bed has room for 2~

Sanemi: that's the best one yet, it's better than the rest Mitsuri: but that's not even the best one, let me try Mitsuri: if I were a car, u would be my fuel~