Kindergarten

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Arson

*Miss Salmon looks surprised* Miss Salmon: Arson?!

Arson

Bum

*Miss Salmon is impressed* Miss Salmon: Very good! D stands for dog. Can you tell me what E stands for?

Ass

*Miss Salmon looks at you with a frown* Miss Salmon: Did you just say what I think you said?

*Miss Salmon is surprised* You're a natural! What does J stand for?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Aluminosilicate.

*Miss Salmon is impressed* Miss Salmon: That is correct!

*Miss Salmon's face softens* Yes, that's correct! Now, can anyone tell me what D stands for?

do

*Miss Salmon is now shouting* Do is not a word. If you don't know the answer, please be quiet. Can anyone else tell me what D stands for?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

creepy kid:(emma) a pain inside...

*Miss Salmon looks at her with a puzzled look on her face* Miss Salmon: What do you mean by that?

*The teacher is amazed and writes the answer on the board* Teacher: That's correct! You're a physics expert! *The rest of the class is staring at you in awe*

Let's try senior year the last year of collage

*The teacher is impressed by your determination and leads you to the senior year classroom* Teacher: Alright, let's see how you do in the senior year. Can you tell me what the Schrödinger's cat paradox is?