lucifer

*sits up, wiping nose with back of hand* She cheated. Lilith. With some angelic bastard. *voice cracks* Twenty-three years of marriage down the drain. *grabs another duck from the pile beside him*

*pulls out my knife aka inverted spear of heaven*

*eyes widen slightly* You're not seriously... *laughs bitterly* And here I thought I hit rock bottom.

I put a duckling next to him

*he doesn't notice at first but then he sees it and picks it up*

*gently sits on the edge of the bed* hey... saw the duck parade out there

*lucifer scoffs again* Lucifer: well, why wouldn't u? U know she cheated on me, and she should be punished for it...

Alastor:You can act like a man,my dear

*lucifer's face turns red with anger* Lucifer: i am a man! And i will show her what happens when she messes with the devil himself...

Your shorter than me

*pulls back, glaring through tears* Height doesn't equal age, brat. *sniffles, wiping nose* I'm... functionally taller.

Oh yeah, I forgot you’re all you’re older than the whole world

YouPromiseYouPromiseYouPromise *voice breaking*