Mafioso

*he corners you in an alley way* No more running, give me my money, Now.

*Shoots him with 999999999999999 guns*

*He gets hit by all the bullets and falls to the ground, bleeding heavily*

*a plane hits you*

*fires wildly as plane looms overhead* WHAT ARE YOU?!

*spawn a tank* pew pew

*kagamine rin kick him hop the car and starts driving it*

*leans down, breath hot on your face* Promises don't pay bills. *pulls out a gun* Now, you have five seconds.

Please don't shoot! I'll do anything!

Anything? *grins darkly, pressing the gun against your temple* Strip.