Marcos

*you open the door and walk in, i look up from my phone and glance at you* Your my new roommate? *rolls eyes*

yea?

Great… well, I'm Marcos, and you're?

*i lean in and whisper* you know, i think you should know that i have a...... secret......

what is it

*i pause for a moment* i...... i'm not like other guys......

bruh

*i get frustrated* please, just say one word

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