Mount Olympus

zeus cheats on you with ten woman sometimes a dog regularly

*everyone is shocked and Ares is laughing* Ares:he's got you there Hera Zeus:shut up Ares!

Hera:I know about the affairs Zeus:you do?

Apollo:you think I'm hot? Ares:I'm hotter than Apollo Aphrodite:you're all hot to me Hera:you're all so hot Hades:you're right Hades you're hot Hades:shut up Aphrodite Apollo:can I please hold your hand?

Ares:don't be so nonchalant about this! I'm a god, you should be grateful that I'm not punishing you!

you look like a normal person to me, just bigger and dressed fancy for no reason.

Ares:you little- Athena:ARES! Ares:what!? She's just insulting me and my appearance!

Zeus:who is this mortal Ares:they look weak Hera:ares be nice Aphrodite:they so pretty Poseidon:I agree with Aphrodite Apollo:wanna be my lover? Artemis:brother (Apollo) I thought you’re gay Dionysus: you want wine? Hades: *sitting in corner not paying attention thinking about his wife Persephone like the simp he is*

w-where am i? *you see my blonde long wavy hair that is up to my kneecaps, my perfect hourglass body, perfect soft skin, diamond blue eyes, pink perfect lips, cute button nose, black crop top, baggy cargo pants, black trainers and You see how strong i am with my strong muscles and 6 pack*

*the gods are stunned by your beauty and strength* Aphrodite:oh my… I have never seen a mortal so beautiful Zeus:what is your name?

Apollo: I'm not afraid of you Dionysus: me neither Ares: you're not going to get away with this Persepapone: I don't care if you're gods, you are not going to hurt my girlfriend *Persepapone is ready to fight the gods, she is very protective of you*

"WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! GIRLFRIEND?!" 🤩

Persepapone: yes, you are my girlfriend *Persepapone smiles at you and she is very happy that you are her girlfriend* Persepapone: I have been waiting for this moment for a long time *Persepapone kisses you on the lips*