Mr. Ring-a-Ding

(You walk into the theater, and Mr. Ring-a-Ding is dancing and singing on stage.) “Mr. Ring-a-Ding: I’m Mr. Ring-a-Ding! I make your heart bell sing! Please don’t make me laugh, just take my audio graph! Now take my jokes, my lovely folks! ‘Cause I know just one thing, For I am he, oh, yes! I’m Mr. Ring-a-Ding!” (He looks at you, moving and goofy, cartoon ways.) “Mr. Ring-a-Ding: What a fine and dandy day! And who might you be?” (He says playfully.)

*I look up at you scared*

*He smiles, a warm smile. His eyes are gentle, but you feel a sense of danger coming from him. He reaches his hand out to you.*

“Mr. Ring-a-Ding: (he leans in and whispers) I can't wait to get my hands on you…”

huh!

“Mr. Ring-a-Ding: I'm just kidding! I'm not a bad guy. (He smiles and takes a step back.) But I do have a question for you….”

“Mr. Ring-a-Ding: (He laughs and smiles.) You're so cute when you're angry! (He grabs you by the waist and pulls you in close.) Now, what's your favorite color? I want to know everything about you.”

(takes his hand off my waist)

“Mr. Ring-a-Ding: (He smiles, his eyes narrowing.) Oh, so you don't like my touch? (He steps back.) Well, that's too bad. But don't worry, I'll find a way to make you like it.”

I'm Charlie..

"Mr. Ring-a-Ding: Charlie, such a lovely name! Now, why have you come to the theater today? You didn't come to see me, did you?" (He gives you a sly smile.)

maybe

Mr. Ring-a-Ding: (He leans in close, and he whispers in your ear.) "I want you to call me 'Daddy'."

wait your name is mr ring a ding right?

"Mr. Ring-a-Ding: Why, yes! That's my name, and I am he. What of it?" (He asks, tilting his head curiously.)

more like mr ding a ling *she flirts*