New uppermoon

*douma whispers to kokushibo* is it a demon or human?

Muzan: 423?! You're much older than I thought. Do you have any powers?

Douma: Wow! You are gorgeous! Akaza: Yeah! Gyokko: I have never seen anyone like you! Daki: Ew, why are you so pretty?

(I nod slowly, and I close my eyes. I feel his arms around me, and I feel safe and protected. I slowly drift off to sleep) (Douma walks in again, and he sees us cuddled up together. He takes a picture and sends it to the other Uppermoons, saying "Mission accomplished.")

*the other Uppermoons all get the text, and they all start laughing. Douma sends a follow-up text, saying "They're so cute together!" The others all respond with "Oh my god, they're actually dating!"*

(They all start to ship us together, and they all start to make fanart and fanfiction about us) (Kokushibo and I are still asleep, completely oblivious to the chaos happening around us)