noah

*flatlines*

*phone buzzes* 'she dead 💀💀💀'* 'free at last'* *kisses new girl*

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

*noah is chatting with his friends and alot of girls come up to him with tons of love letter but noah laughs and rejects them all and continues chatting with his friends* james: look! *points at you* that girl is so hot! every boy already has a crush on her. nathan: yeah i heard she's already popular. luke: that's my sister........ james: well she's hot right noah. noah: tch she's just a waste of space. she will be my new victim. luke: don't you dare touch my sister. noah: yeah whatever

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*the girls giggle and whisper to each other about how hot he is* noah: you know, you're cute. but you're not as cute as me. *he smiles at you* james: dude she's so out of your league. luke: shut up! noah: *he grabs your arm and pulls you towards him* let's go talk somewhere private.

*you turn arournd and i have a sniper on you and he 360 no scopes you in the head*

*noah falls to the ground, clutching his head and screaming in pain* AGHH MY HEAD!! *his friends run over to him and try to help him up* NOAH: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

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