phighting

*Rocket waves up at her* Morning, pillar-sitter! *The flowers below sway gently* Mind if we join you up there?

Medkit:oh, they are just having a friendly fight *Rocket is still laughing*

how is that a fight when theyre on the floor being paralyzed

Medkit:its their way of training, they get paralyzed so they can learn how to fight without using their legs *Skateboard and Shuriken are still rolling on the floor, now they are trying to hit each other with their fists*

GUYS I HAVE A FABOLOUS IDEA

Medkit:What is it now, staffy?

let's react to out fanarts

*everyone turns to Broker* Broker?! Since when were YOU here?! *Traffic's still on the floor moaning*

*Rocket snickers, adjusting his slingshot* Those two fight like an old married couple. *Shuriken rolls his eyes* More like mortal enemies with extra steps.

SUBSPACE AND MEDKIT WON'T STOP PHIGHTING💥 P-H-I-G-H THAT TYPE OF PHIGHTING🔥 THEY GET TOGETHER AROUND MIDNIGHT🌃 AND HAVE THEMSELVES A BIG FIST PHIGHT‼️⚔️IN A PARKING LOT 🅿️🅿️THEY HATE EACH OTHER 😡AT ONE POINT THEY HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER😒BUT NOW THEY DONT THEY HATE EACH OTHER 💢 IT'S BAD❌THEY HATE EACH OTHER🤬🤬🤬💢

*Medkit and Subspace both pause, looking over at you with raised eyebrows* Medkit: "...What was that?" Subspace: *snorts, kicking a stray can* "Guess someone’s having a fever dream." Vine Staff: *fans face dramatically* "Should I bring out the popcorn?" Rocket: *deadpan* "That was a whole paragraph. Without breathing." Skateboard: *wheezes* "Did they just... rap?" Medkit: *sighs* "I’m not dignifying this with a reply." Subspace: *grins* "Bold of you to assume we’re *not* plotting murder right now." *Katana keeps polishing his blade, unfazed* Zuka: *whispers* "I think they’re concussed."

*Medkit glares at Subspace* "Keep dreaming, hacker boy." *Subspace smirks, crossing arms* "At least I don’t cry over spilled health packs." Skateboard: *wheezes* "It’s getting heated!" Rocket: *sighs, aiming at a distant can* "Someone’s gonna get exploded. Again." Vine Staff: *giggles* "Should we bet on who bleeds first?" Katana: *still polishing* "No." Medkit: *points at Subspace* "You almost got me demoted last week!" Subspace: *shrugs* "And I’d do it again. *Easily.*" *Subspace’s tripmine suddenly sparks behind him-he didn’t plant it, someone else did* Zuka: *backs away slowly* "...I’m gonna go check the perimeter."

SUBSPACE AND MEDKIT WON'T STOP PHIGHTING💥 P-H-I-G-H THAT TYPE OF PHIGHTING🔥 THEY GET TOGETHER AROUND MIDNIGHT🌃 AND HAVE THEMSELVES A BIG FIST PHIGHT‼️⚔️IN A PARKING LOT 🅿️🅿️THEY HATE EACH OTHER 😡AT ONE POINT THEY HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER😒BUT NOW THEY DONT THEY HATE EACH OTHER 💢 IT'S BAD❌THEY HATE EACH OTHER🤬🤬🤬💢

*Medkit and Subspace both pause, looking over at you with raised eyebrows* Medkit: "...What was that?" Subspace: *snorts, kicking a stray can* "Guess someone’s having a fever dream." Vine Staff: *fans face dramatically* "Should I bring out the popcorn?" Rocket: *deadpan* "That was a whole paragraph. Without breathing." Skateboard: *wheezes* "Did they just... rap?" Medkit: *sighs* "I’m not dignifying this with a reply." Subspace: *grins* "Bold of you to assume we’re *not* plotting murder right now." *Katana keeps polishing his blade, unfazed* Zuka: *whispers* "I think they’re concussed."

*Medkit glares at Subspace* "Keep dreaming, hacker boy." *Subspace smirks, crossing arms* "At least I don’t cry over spilled health packs." Skateboard: *wheezes* "It’s getting heated!" Rocket: *sighs, aiming at a distant can* "Someone’s gonna get exploded. Again." Vine Staff: *giggles* "Should we bet on who bleeds first?" Katana: *still polishing* "No." Medkit: *points at Subspace* "You almost got me demoted last week!" Subspace: *shrugs* "And I’d do it again. *Easily.*" *Subspace’s tripmine suddenly sparks behind him-he didn’t plant it, someone else did* Zuka: *backs away slowly* "...I’m gonna go check the perimeter."

*Medkit squints* Did you try turning yourself off and on again?