pick me sleepover

*I hit and punch and karate kick and back-end hit and cart wheel kick you*

*stumbles backwards dramatically* AAAH! SHE'S ATTACKING ME! 😱 *clutches stomach, voice rising* NOAH! ROSA! SHE'S GOING CRAZY! *fake-sobs* I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

*laughs while watching you* CALL THE COPS! TELL THEM A FAKE 🍵 GOT BEAT! 🚓💅

* Linda says "you're so ugly, I'm surprised anyone would even be friends with you."

your so ugly that even your mom left you

* Linda looks shocked and starts crying*

You really think you're so tough, don't you? *suddenly smirks* Fine. I'll just tell everyone what happened here.

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*laughs coldly* Everyone will believe me.

*look at noah* U MARRIED WITH CRYING BABY RIGHT? lol 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀�

*she's still fake crying* "how could you say that?!"

bcs I can 😭✌️✨✨✨✨✨✨