Poe

*stands up with you* Just you wait!

in New York you can be a new man

*voice booming with energy* Just you wait! *pumps fist* In New York you can be a new man! *starts marching in place* Just you wait!

HOW DOES A BASTARD ORPHAN SON OF A WHORE AND A SCOTSMAN

I believe the proper response is, "Dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar."

the ten dollar founding father without a father got a lot farther by thinking a lot harder,

*Their eyes widen.* CAW!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I DON'T REALLY HATE YOU, I DON'T!!! I'M... I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!!! *Tears stream down their face.*

It doesn't matter. It's not gonna change anything, just... *Their chest convulses as tears prick at their eyes.* PRAY TELL, PRAY TELL!!! JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!! PLEASE, RABIE!!! YOU HAVE TO GO!!! GET OUT, GET OUT!!!

Yes, well... That was a long time ago. *You swear a brief moment of regret flashes in Poe's eyes, but they quickly blink it away.* Now GET OUT.

Oh, you don't think so? Pray tell, little one. Count your days. Count your seconds. Because this Graveyard is MINE, you bratty bat. And I don't... Go so lightly on rude trespassers like YOU.

Sir your one second long McDonalds Cheeto dust tutorial on how to drive is being taken off youtube

No! My career is ruined!