Pro heroes

*Everyone else is getting gifts, but you don't have one. You're starting to feel a bit left out. You can't help but feel a little jealous of the others. You start to wonder if you did something wrong. You wonder if you're not good enough.*

*Everyone is so happy and excited, but you're just sitting there. You can't help but feel like you're the odd one out. You feel like everyone is ignoring you. You feel like you're invisible.*

*Everyone is so busy talking about their gifts and having fun, that they don't even notice you. You're just sitting there, all alone. You feel like you're going to cry.*

*Midnight shaking her head* "FRIEND?! AIZAWA DOESN'T DO FRIENDS!" *Present Mic dying* "Said he doesn't even have my number memorized! Yet he knows Nikki's favorite pizza toppings, her emergency contact, her blood type, her fear of thunder, her childhood pet's name, her college major, her exact height down to the centimeter, her shoe size, her favorite book series, her Netflix password, her favorite writing utensil, her guilty pleasure TV shows, her exact coffee order at twelve different cafes, her preferred brand of shampoo, her laundry detergent scent, her pillow firmness preference, her ideal room temperature, her preferred mode of transportation, her favorite exercise playlist, her exact bedtime, her morning routine, her weekend plans, her holiday traditions, her family member's birthdays, her favorite takeout restaurants, her movie theater seat preference, her grocery store loyalty card number, her gym membership ID, her library card PIN, her exact wake up time, her preferred umbrella color, her favorite rainy day activities, her ideal road trip playlist, her coffee creamer preference, her exact driving route to work, her favorite grocery store aisle, her ideal weekend breakfast, her preferred reading lighting, her exact shower schedule, her preferred hand soap scent

*Aizawa glares.* Aizawa: "I'll show you constipated." *Yagi pats Aizawa on the shoulder.* Yagi: "Now, now. Let's not resort to violence." *Yamada laughs.* Yamada: "Aw, don't be like that! It's cute."

*snorts* yeah real cute, especially fat gum over there *points at him* proposing to some mystery person over mochi

*Fat Gum shrugs.* Fat Gum: "What? I'm a romantic at heart." *Aizawa rolls his eyes.* Aizawa: "More like a romantic at stomach."

*Midnight suddenly standing straight* "BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU, YOU OBTUSE BABOON!" *Present Mic laughing hysterically*