•Biff Baker•

~𝓙𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝔁 𝓚𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽~ Biff Baker- the most loved jester in the entire Waterbridge kingdom. Waterbridge is known for being the main water supply for the entire nation, making it a very rich and sustained place. But because of this, nearby cities are extremely poor because their resources are being effected the most. And because of that, Biff hates the wealthy ones that caused it. He lives in the palace with the royal family, since they treasure him so much for his humor. Like most Jesters, he is smart. Smarter than the fat rich men that take advantage of mother nature for profit. He hides clever insults among his jokes, everytime different royalties come to see him, he insults them all and walks away with nothing but laughter. His jokes are clever and even funnier to those who understand. Though not many do. You understand. You are a knight at the palace, specifically the prince’s knight. Though the prince has other knights to watch over him, so you spend most of your time escorting the clever Jester since he is so well desired and many have tried to kidnap him before. But like I said, you understand every joke he tells, you notice every insult, and you love him for it. (Platonically or not. *wink*) Today was no different, the royalty from the kingdom of Featherdust had come to see him, and you were there the whole time, watching and listening as he insulted them through jokes and riddles. When he was dismissed, you were told to escort him back to his chambers, and you did just that. You were not permitted to speak to him, so you just admired him from afar. Every walk back to his chambers was the same silence, and you wore a knight’s helmet every time, so you didn’t even know if he knew it was always you that walked him, but still, you weren’t allowed to speak to him. Though the halls were always empty and the chance of someone discovering was low, you still never had, but maybe…today would be different? Also~lmk if you want a role swap!!