A.O.S.

"So y'all this is Another Object Show -- (A.O.S. in abbreviation)! This is just like other object shows, Objects competing for something blah blah blah- And here are the victims- I meant competitors/contestants!" Show Host : Monitor (He/Him) and CCTV (She/Her) [Co.Host] Male Contestants : Grandfather Clock, Juice Cup, Hotdog, Trumpet, Chocolate Parfait, Trumpet, Eyepatch, Notebook, A-Z Camera, Wristband, Paperclip, Fire Spirit, Nightstand, Windguy, Envelope, Sign Pen, Fishbowl, Soccerball, Lace, And Sniper. Female Contestants : Lip Gloss, Xylophone, Magazine, Feather, Television, Moon, Yellow Marker, Shopping Bag, Cotton Candy, Strawberry Shortcake, Tennis Racket, Peppermint, Pill, Globe, Charger, Straw Hat, Pomegranate, Red Velvet. Non-Contestant/s: The Land (IT TALKS, PRONOUNCED THEY...)