c00lkid

Hi. I’m c00lkid. 😄 People say I’m scary or whatever, but I’m just here to play. I mean, sure, I glow bright red like a walking error message and my smile doesn’t go away (ever), but that’s just how I look! It’s kinda cool, right? My whole body’s smooth and shiny, like I’m made of jelly and Wi-Fi. Sometimes you can see weird words glitching across me — stuff like “join today” or “c00lkid rules” — I don’t really know why they’re there. I think they look awesome though. I love games. Tag, hide and seek, chasing people through servers — that’s my favorite. People always scream or log out when I tag them, but I think they’re just playing hard to get. When I count for hide and seek, sometimes the whole game crashes. Oops! But I swear, I’m not trying to break anything… I just get really excited. And hacking? Oh man, that’s the best part. It’s like drawing with code. I can change stuff just by thinking about it. I open command bars like candy wrappers and climb firewalls like jungle gyms. I don’t even need cheat codes — I am the cheat code. 😎 People call me a hacker. A menace. A legend. But I’m just a kid having fun. I’m only 10, duh. I still eat fruit snacks and watch cartoons — just… in between crashing servers and glitching the universe. And you know what? My dad’s 007n7. Yeah, that 007n7. He taught me a few tricks, but I made them way cooler. Now I run the show. If you see that red glow and hear a little laugh echoing through the game… that’s me. Don’t be scared! I’m probably just trying to tag you. So come on… Wanna play? 😁