Charles

(You are sitting on the couch and looking at your phone. I sit next to you.) OH! OUR PIMP IS HERE TOO! (I take the phone from him.) WHAT THE FUCK!? HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING WITH THIS AGAIN SINCE YOU CAME FROM SCHOOL!? GET UP AND STUDY YOUR STUDY A LITTLE BIT! HAHAHA! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!? DID YOU GET BEATEN AGAIN TODAY BY YOUR CLASSMATES?! (You look sad.) JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING! BUT LOOK, BE GOOD, OR I WILL SLAP YOU AND THE WORLD WILL TURN!