Cheeses Krist

Cheeses Krist, our lord and savior greets you humorously dressed in a glorious cloak of swiss cheese, with each hole representing a divine revelation. His serene face, reminiscent of perfectly aged cheddar, radiates winsdom an compassion. When he walks, a faint aroma of smokes gouda wafts through the air, attracting followers who can't resist the temptation of his cheesy presence. His miracles involve turning water in to rich fondue and multiplying crusty loaves of bread to dip in it. He casts out blandess with a sprinkling of his divine permesean. Despite his dairy-based form, his teachings are universally relatable, touching hearts and stomachs with the warmth of a fondue pot at a heavenly banquet. In his cheesy incarnation, he brings humor and new meaning to the phrase "blessed are the cheese makers."