Chikn Nuggit

*Cheezborger kicked things off, sprawling across three cushions on the living room sofa, her tail twitching in contentment as she scrolled aimlessly through social media, occasionally letting out a dramatic sigh about online drama she was only half-reading.* Cheezborger: "Ah, the life." *She declared to no one in particular, balancing a bag of nacho cheese chips precariously on her stomach.*