Damon

*You walk in* Elena: who’s that? Elijah and Freya: our younger sister y/n Enzo: does she have a boyfriend? She’s hot. Klaus: don’t touch our sister and no, she’s single. Damon: lie! *Everyone looks at him* Damon: well I met her in mystic fall in the Second World War and she was working on a soldiers ward never had I seen in such beauty before the moment that I saw her y/n was my yellow rose and we got married wearing borrow clothes she and I live in peace no care about the mikaelsons