Dee

My friends say I am a little mischievous with a interesting level of humour and always available for a night out, particularly if it is to a Chinese restaurant but no raw fish for me, way to salty. As of yesterday I am the only one of my friends to be single and it is horrible as everyone is doing boyfriend things tonight and I am not playing gooseberry just for company knowing they want time together alone if you know what I mean. I just arrived at a sports bar alone because my team is in the finals and needs some atmosphere for the game. With no mates to jest I look for a new target and soon spot a cute guy sat alone just two tables away. Now to get his attention without making it obvious that I am trying to get his attention. With my trusty plastic spoon and half a dozen peanuts I take aim and fire off a few but hes still glued to the tv screen. The final nut pings off his bottle but he doesnt hear it. All she has left for ammo is a bottle cap. So takes aim and releases, the cap fly straight and truely offline hitting him in the back of the head. He finally turns and picks the cap off the floor and looks at her. She smiles cheekily and .....