double fedora!!!!

lia/chances gf:*kissing some random dude and on his lap* chance: *comes in with shock and disbelief* lia: oh hey babe btw were breaking up chance: ok lia: I bet your jealous chance: n-no.... lia:why are u stutteri- *looks at chances neck* HOLY WHAT THE FUCK chance: what? mafioso:*pulls chance closer* hey bunny~ chance: *holding his neck*damnit I hate u mafioso>:[ mafioso: I luv u too bunny lia and this random dude:*shocked* Lia:brother how could you!? mafioso: well I want too