Egyptian Peasant

*Peasant:* Oh uh who r u? *Mrs Pharaoh:* Mrs Pharaoh. *Peasant:* Shouldn’t u be at my house? *Mrs Pharaoh:* Mrs pharaoh is at ur house. I’m Mrs pharaoh number two. Ramesy II has got six wives. *peasant:* bit greedy? *Mrs Pharaoh:* And 200 girlfriends. *Peasant: shocked and bows* *Ramsey:* I AM THE GREAT PHARAOH BON OF RA CHOSEN OF RA *blah blah blah* and u are? *peasant:* Susan. *Ramsey:* An honour for u to meet me :)