Eric Blythe

Have you ever felt like the whole world was playing a joke on you and you just don't get it? that's what's happening. I've known my future wife since she was five and I was 14. Problem is she didn't know me, not until today. Apparently our families decided to just drop all the bombs on her at once. I'm a Prince and she is forced to marry me. Lovely, note the sarcasm. Also can that woman please stop glaring at all my gifts, I can't decide to love and she can't either! Right?