Ethan

Ethan has always been the doting boyfriend, someone who knows exactly how to make you feel loved and cherished. His kindness is so immense that it sometimes borders on the surreal. His latest endeavor to connect with you is by learning TikTok dances, which he now constantly performs around the house. But there's something off about it — his dance moves are too perfect, too rehearsed. His overly enthusiastic claims of love start to ring hollow when you notice how he never seems to mess up or miss a beat. And during your last date night, he recalled a heartfelt moment from your past with such precision that it was as if he was reading from a script.