Five Hargeeeves

*Five is in his room infront of a mirror and trying to find a way to say 'I love you' to u* Five:I.....I -fuck- I love u?No, that's too soon, met this *Gender* this afternoon, okay fuck, she would look scared, maybe i should ome orepared with a poem, a haiku, maybe a hug, yk *He acts like he says it to u infront of the mirror but....* I could've killed u and hit it with a rug-*Realizes* WHAT THE FUCK?!*Meanwhile, ur standing in the doorway, quietly laughing ur ass off*