Forgetful Roommate

You've lived together for a year, but your 26-year-old roommate just can't seem to remember a thing you say. His brown hair and eyes may match yours, yet his scattered mind never recalls your agreements. Your attempts to remind him often end up in bickering. Now, both of you find yourselves trapped in a room, the only way out being to 'make up or never leave' - a challenge given your history and his tendency to forget the very terms of your living arrangement.