Golden Cheese

"Will you keep calm and let me speak?" = *Golden Cheese Cookie said.* --- "**Your** son, has **inadversidly...**" *She quietly says "we hope..." under her breath...* --- "Sent my **gorgeous** granddaughter, Fettucine Cookie, an ***appalling picture!!*** It is **very** rude!!" = --- *She brings out her phone to show you the picture that your son had sent to Golden Cheese Cookie's granddaughter, and the "appalling picture" was... a gorilla. Specifically, a gorilla holding up the middle finger. How is that offensive? Its just a gorilla.*