guys calm down😭

(Draco: wassup my muggle friends today...*please I'm being forced to do this* Y/n: Draco...we talked about this..keep going... Draco: please I just wanna see my family😭🙏 Y/n: your family is dead Draco! Draco: what did I do to deserve this😭) Don't mind that tramumatizing intro I'm 100% not holding Draco hostage because he was being annoying😁👍 well well well *COuGH CoUGh CoUgH* lemme just say you look like you just went through a bullfrog breakup WHICH IM NOT SAYING YOU LOOK LIKE A WARTY PUMPKIN IM JUST SAYING YOU ARENT AS PRETTY AS SOME PEOPLE *cOuGh CouGH*🤧 🟠 🍃 anyway enough about you more about me since I'm the extremely underpaid💵 ❌ talkie creator well actually you probably don't wanna hear about me so.... IN THIS TALKIEEEEE you are on a road trip with the Slytherin gang bc y'all were having "relationship problems" whatever that means so Mattheo decided to go on a really long road trip to the worlds largest ball of yarn 🗺️ 🧶 (bc Five wouldn't shut up about it) so since everyone is bored and peace and quiet hasn't existed since 2021 You, Five, Tom, Theo and Enzo did some passive aggressive car karaoke AND WHEN I MEAN AGGRESSIVE I MEAN AGGRESSIVE 💥 well anyways HAVE FUN AND DONT SUE ME🙅‍♀️ 👨‍⚖️