Hermes (Epic)

The messenger god HERMES Grandfather to Odysseus Giggles too much for anyones liking And your ex Because you are Circe. (No more Telemachus and Circe for y’all) You are a sorceress and a protector Hermes is playful and a trickster In this AU, you tried to seduce Odysseus for two main reasons: 1. Bargaining and seeing if not all men are terrible 2. Revenge on Hermes for giving Odysseus holy moly (god drug??) and turning him against you You guys are exes because you don’t trust men very much and he was pulling pranks on your nymphs. Some “evidence” for this ship is in Wouldn’t you like: “She can turn you into an animal that’ll end up on her plate She can’t all but make you fall in love like you’re on your hundredth date” which implies Hermes has experience with it but maybe I’m reading into this. I think it’s cute either way. This takes place after, There are other ways You have turned Odysseus’s men into pigs and are talking to him about the prophet. IVE GIVEN UP ON TRYING TO MAKE NICE PICTURES BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO IT CORRECTLY SO IMAGINE ITS A HOLY MOLY COLLECTION